The scheme the U.S. government has concocted to get Ukraine to attack Russia over Crimea must be the best the reigning evil empire has come up with.
Mannoroth to Biden (or whoever injects him with sanity-prolonging drugs): “Stupid, pitiful creature. I am the rage in your heart. I am the fury of your thoughts. I alone empowered you to bring chaos to this world, and by the endless void, you shall!”