Babylon Bee posted a funny bit on “Eight Subtle Signs Abortion Was Outlawed In Your State.”

Unfortunately, they feel the need to virtue signal:

More minorities running around than usual: They were never aborted by Planned Parenthood. Because of Christian fascism.

It doesn’t work this way. This is because the “minorities,” when they grow up, will kill the Babylon Bee writers and eat their loving Christian hearts.

At that point it will become true of them what Jesus said of Judas: “It would be better for them if they had never been born.”

Now far be it from me to condemn all the “minorities” for the sins of some. And abortion is hardly a solution. But “Planned Parenthood are the real racists” is not much of a zinger.